A couple is enjoying a romantic dinner together.  The man hired a music player to come over and play for his date.  The woman is thinking that the man is so sweet and the man is wondering how hard it will be to get her in bed.  The music player is thinking that if that woman doesn't stop smoking that she is going to die really soon and is really just not in the mood to be there right then.  The man soon get's tired of the music playing and asks him to leave, which very much excites the music player names Fred.  Fred left the area to go to another table where he finds the same situation and then decides to leave the restaurant because he is too tired of playing for men and women who are just too concerned with themselves that they don't even tip Fred.  Fred heads home and then decides to start a new career in shoe making, and retires with a happy wife and four children, all of which are music players.
